About The Club
Hello! I'm Phillip,
President and founder of the Small Wieners Club Australia.
The Small Wieners Club strives to create a welcoming community for men with, as you might guess, smaller than average genitalia.
From this website you can send your friends (or foes) either an acceptance letter, or rejection letter from Me, Phillip McCrack, from the Small Wieners Club AU.
The Small Wieners Club AU has a state of the art printer allowing us to send these letters in custom made envelopes, for an ultimate experience for the recipient (and the mailman, and anyone who checks the mail!).
Currently we can send either a paper letter in a custom envelope, or for a lower price, a custom signed email from me, to a recipient of your choosing.
So go for it, why not!
Send yourself one and frame it for all of your family and friends to see!
Lady friends that is ;)
My Skills
Inspecting Wieners
What i do
Inspect Wieners
As the president of the Small Wieners Club AU it is my sole responsibility to inspect the wieners of all applicants!
Inspect Nuts
I must also inspect the nuts of all applicants, but it just comes with the prestigious role I guess!
Send Letters
I then compare them to our membership requirements, and send either a letter of acceptance, or rejection.
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What are you waiting for?
Order
Ready to spice up someones' day?
Please read this information carefully before purchasing as we will not provide
any refunds for you providing incorrect information, as aligns with Australian
Consumer Law.
You can choose to send either a simple email, or a fully legitimate (looking) snail mail letter.
For both choices you will have to choose whether the recipient is accepted or rejected, from the Small Wieners Club.
Click here for an example of an acceptance
letter / Click here for an example of a rejection letter
The acceptance letter will read as if the recipient does in fact have a small wiener, and so is accepted into the club,
and the rejection letter will read as if the recipient has a very large wiener, and so is rejected by the club.
It is imperitive that you provide an accurate, exact address for the recipient,
as this address will be EXACTLY what appears on the outside of the envelope,
and a refund will not be provided for you providing incorrect information,
as alings with Australian Consumer Law.
Note, the PayPal checkout does ask for a shipping address,
if you do not elect a recipient address, this is the address the letter will be sent to.
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